Putting the weeds to work for Us

[Geo]

That is the reason it's okay to share now.  At this point, it's still her work of art, but she don't live there no more.  Pictures coming.

You have a weird interpretation of privacy.

[Buster's Uncle]

No - if I did, I'd save myself some work and just link the page, which has the street address, and is TMI although she ain't there no more.

[Geo]

You know, I meant the privacy of the new owner, who suddenly might find indoor pictures of his residence all over the 'net...

[Buster's Uncle]

We already discussed the indoor shots being boring, though the kitchen is worth looking at.

[Buster's Uncle]

Really, I don't see the concern.  It's just a house; a cute one, but good luck finding it...

[Buster's Uncle]

Kitchen...

[Buster's Uncle]

Back porch from inside...

[Buster's Uncle]

The rest of the back yard.

[Buster's Uncle]

Mylochka holding her baby.

Good luck stalking us from this.

[Geo]

That's not a house. That's a mansion.
Interesting shot over the kitchen table towards the bended wall with kitchen utilities.
I never would have thought from those 2 angles I've seen until now (ivy gate and partial porch shot) the property was that big. I thought it was at most the size of her current house, without the spacious porch.

[Buster's Uncle]

I thought it was at most the size of her current house, without the spacious porch.

Roughly, yes.  That's real estate photography with a horizontal fisheye effect going on.

[Buster's Uncle]

I live in a mansion, by comparison - that there's a well turned-out cracker box in the 'burbs with a postage stamp yard.  Much smaller yard than she has now, though flat has its charms.

[Geo]

I thought it was at most the size of her current house, without the spacious porch.

Roughly, yes.  That's real estate photography with a horizontal fisheye effect going on.

I see. So the garage can't take 3 cars then?

[Buster's Uncle]

Nevah.  Room for two - if they're in love.

The last shot of the front of the house is the least distorted - and the lovely round kitchen is strictly a one-cook deal in size/comfort; and at that, the island leaves no room for your butt to stick out so you can bend to look in the bottom of the refridgerator.  If it was mine and I had to live there and could afford the rewiring of the stove on the island and fixing up the floor gap it would expose, I'd move the island a few feet back out of the kitchen.

That round kitchen surely added half again to the market price of the house - but I guarantee that neither of the parties who got into a bidding war  had tried hard enough to look in the fridge.  Beautiful kitchen, though, and otherwise delightfully functional for one cook.  Everything's close.

I sincerely hope the new owners don't paint over the Frida Kahlo reproduction mural in the garage...

[Geo]

Something wrong with the fridge itself? Or do you mean the inconvenience of opening it and handling things in it?
And it is a beautiful kitchen.