One Sentence Story: Flight of the Razorbeaks - (A COMPLETED ROUNDTABLE STORY!)

[Matt the Czar]

Meanwhile on Earth, Einstien slowly turned in his grave.

[Buster's Uncle]

(Allow me to comment on roundtable stories done this way - I've been involved in about six, most of which actually completed, most of which were ridiculously silly.  Two were very serious stories, one of which resulted in a short novel that isn't terrible.

On that one, we weren't limiting ourselves to one line or sentence at all, and I fell into editing everything as we went, because the lead writer was an ESL German who also usually was drinking when he wrote.  He wrote over half, I wrote maybe a third (the love scenes and short bits to suggest twists to my main colloborator), others made up the diffence.   I need to finish editing that book someday - I didn't like where it was going in the middle and didn't edit about a third at all, and that part desperately needs it.

Anyway, this one is clearly a hopelessly silly one about war, diplomatic manuevering and soft drinks - if everbody's happy with that I sure am.)

[Buster's Uncle]

Al couldn't find any RC in Heaven - it was worse than New Jersey that way.

[NewAgeOfPower]

"Chairman! The expected Believer mobilization is happening, but along the Morganite border!"

[JarlWolf]

Yang raised his eyebrow, a little bit concerned.
"Patch me through to Miriam..."

[NewAgeOfPower]

"Yang! Don't even think about intervening with the butt-kicking I'm about to hand to Morgan- I don't care how good your techs are at with playing dice, your Probability Infantry isn't going to stand up to my Shard Copters."

[Buster's Uncle]

, Miriam said, "The pilots are full of Orange Soda, and out for blood."

[Matt the Czar]

  Morgan saw a brick smash through his inbox. He opened the paper tied to it, which read:

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"Aw, come on!" he said when a shard copter broke through his solid gold bathroom. 

[Buster's Uncle]

He dropped a solid gold brick.

[JarlWolf]

Of which he placed his workers on to increase mineral output for Morgan Exports.

[Yitzi]

Right on cue, a boil of Locusts of Chiron showed up to protest, and was distracted and destroyed the shard copter.

[Buster's Uncle]

The boil had an odd reaction to the orange soda...

[Rainbow Lizard]

At that exact moment, Deidre was in Gaia's Landing, dancing around the trees with a can of Irn-Bru in her Green, Scottish hands.

[Matt the Czar]

She wasn't that interested with the war until Poison Ivy was run over by a hovertank. (just finished Arkham Asylum )

[Matt the Czar]

[Super Friends announcer guy]: "Meanwhile, at the Hall of Science!"

  was enjoying a ice cold Nuka-Cola when he stopped to wonder what beverage  likes, and if there was such a thing as a song that goes along with artillery piece polishing