Law&Faith - TTT

[Misotu]

No no, not shy. We just haven't had time yet to prepare the welcome so close an Ally deserves.

[Kirov]

A slice of bread and a mug of water, that's all a good Believer needs. We just need to figure out how those 'boats' work and we're ready to go.

[Misotu]

The Peacekeepers announce that they have re-prioritised their research efforts towards "Doctrine Oven", a fundamental breadmaking technology.

[Kirov]

Believer researchers have finally figured out all the buttons on the remote.

[Misotu]

According to the power graph, Peacekeeper might is "feeble". We are sad   

[Kirov]

Sister, the feeble shall inherit the Planet. Don't lose your faith.

[Misotu]

The Believers really are our BFF. Thank you for your uplifting words Brother.

[Kirov]

That's what the Lord tells us to do, frankly I'm quite surprised myself. Maybe he's up to something?

[Misotu]

Putting aside our feebleness, we are very proud of our nice, shiny nobility. The Lord would approve, I'm sure   

[Kirov]

Sadly, integrity deteriorates as we sin. But we'll find the naughtiest faction and make an example of it.

[Misotu]

"Sin", Brother Kirov? Wash your mouth out with soap!

[Kirov]

Washing with soap is sinful like hell.

[Misotu]

   We never wash.

[Kirov]

Research log, MY 2112: Our bishops put the age of the Planet at 6800 years old, more than 200 years after the Earth! Was it the time of the Deluge? Was the Planet created with us in mind? Our researchers pray in shifts to find out.

[Misotu]

Only 6800 years old you say Brother? My, how fascinating! (muffled - and short - cries of protest are briefly heard from researchers in the sombre reading rooms of UN Headquarters) We certainly look to our friends the Believers for the very latest in cutting-edge research.

(You will get a reload message but it's false again - I only got as far as the password screen and then stupidly quit because I saw "Sister Mxxxxx and thought I'd loaded the Believers' turn in error.     These things happen at my age. Sorry, but truthfully I didn't load the game twice.)