Turtle O' Metal's Irish O' Tale

[Metaliturtle]

One day the foicking Turtle O' Metal was hanging out with his homies the Supah Newbz...


"Wuzzup Cap'n Quayle"


"Not much Turtle O' Brosephus"

[Buster's Uncle]

Is this going to end up racist?

[Metaliturtle]

I'm not o'sure yet o'Shea

[Metaliturtle]

Quayle awoke, the damn Children's Creche was right next to his sleep pod and those little brats can't even spell potatoe...

Sure enough, the day only got from bad to worse, when Turtle O'Metal came Jollywalking down the corridor handing out gum to the little hatchlings.

"Blow bubbles my pretties, we can't lose!"

Why did they name all the little girls 'Buster' anyway?

Buncle was teaching an art class, "and make sure you zoom in extra close on these pixels, and don't forget to import the original palette or your Grayfix will be all wonky"

What happened to Crayola?  Why were they always drawing in Vidja Games? 

[Metaliturtle]

Butz was wanderin' around, tootin' up and down the street, when he found a womanish lady.

Why are you computer?

[Buster's Uncle]

Does not compute.