What Would you tell your 10-year-old Self in order to Impress Them?

[Rusty Edge]

I saw that on a commercial tonight and started to contemplate the question.

* That I'm happily married to a 5' 7" blue-eyed, natural blonde genius who drives a hemi Charger.

* The books I own.

* That I also have hundreds of books on an electronic device the size of an address book.

* That I own my own computer!

* The states and countries I've visited.

* That even though I drive the ultimate un-cool station wagon, it has electrically heated seats, shows movies to the 2nd and third rows, has back-up radar, all wheel drive, a remote controlled lift gate and door locks, & gets commercial-free radio from satellites in space!

*The things I can cook.

* The time I shot a moving target at 450 yards, and was only an inch high from my aim point.

* That I visit Disney World 3 times a year, on average.

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Ten year old me would want to hear more about the hemi Charger, and would suspect I was exaggerating about half of the other stuff. Everybody knows they don't make batteries small enough to fit inside an address book!


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What would impress your ten year old self?

[Unorthodox]

Would just need to drop off some pictures of Halloweens past. 

[Rusty Edge]

Would just need to drop off some pictures of Halloweens past.

That would certainly do it!