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Community => Planet Tales => Topic started by: Metaliturtle on July 01, 2015, 12:00:13 AM

Title: Turtle O' Metal's Irish O' Tale
Post by: Metaliturtle on July 01, 2015, 12:00:13 AM

One day the foicking Turtle O' Metal was hanging out with his homies the Supah Newbz...


"Wuzzup Cap'n Quayle"


"Not much Turtle O' Brosephus"

Title: Re: Turtle O' Metal's Irish O' Tale
Post by: Buster's Uncle on July 01, 2015, 12:02:01 AM

Is this going to end up racist?

Title: Re: Turtle O' Metal's Irish O' Tale
Post by: Metaliturtle on July 01, 2015, 12:15:17 AM

I'm not o'sure yet o'Shea

Title: Re: Turtle O' Metal's Irish O' Tale
Post by: Metaliturtle on July 01, 2015, 02:38:55 AM

Quayle awoke, the damn Children's Creche was right next to his sleep pod and those little brats can't even spell potatoe...

Sure enough, the day only got from bad to worse, when Turtle O'Metal came Jollywalking down the corridor handing out gum to the little hatchlings.

"Blow bubbles my pretties, we can't lose!"

Why did they name all the little girls 'Buster' anyway?

Buncle was teaching an art class, "and make sure you zoom in extra close on these pixels, and don't forget to import the original palette or your Grayfix will be all wonky"

What happened to Crayola?  Why were they always drawing in Vidja Games? 

Title: Re: Turtle O' Metal's Irish O' Tale
Post by: Metaliturtle on July 03, 2015, 03:20:06 AM

Butz was wanderin' around, tootin' up and down the street, when he found a womanish lady.

Why are you computer?

Title: Re: Turtle O' Metal's Irish O' Tale
Post by: Buster's Uncle on July 03, 2015, 03:22:33 AM

Does not compute.